More than just Cross Stitchin': Freezer Sharks ?

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Freezer Sharks ?

Last week when I opened my fridge freezer to get some ice cubes, this is what I saw.

I thought it would be fun to post the picture on Facebook to see what kind of comments it would receive.

Is your freezer trying to flip you off? What could you have possibly done to make it angry? :D

Love it !

Water must have been dripping off of something in your fridge into your ice tray.

... practical answer...good for you! I was thinking earthquake!

Your ice is excited !!! Know what it means! It's a male cube and it's Mating Season !!

I was going to make an ice boner joke, but I see someone has beat me to it. In a classier manner than mine would have been though.

Its like a tiny shark has become frozen in your ice cube tray.

No I think it's a unicorn.

Ok- so why has no one asked - Why you taking a picture?

While I am by no means addicted to Facebook I have to say that this is one of the things I DO love about it; the humour. I find it amusing to sit and read comments as such on many of the postings as I read the News Feeds.

In closing... let me ask you this; Would you rather read this kind of humour or read about people complaining about their awful day, their headache, their cold, how tired they are - or simply vying for attention by posting something inappropriate? Or worse yet - finding out on Facebook, the news of the death of someone you know - that perhaps you would have heard from on a personal level, but someone just 'had' to get it out there first.

Give me a horny ice cube any day.

No really.... give me a horny ice cube !

Bonnie

3 comments:

Otter said...: I am like you, I'd much rather see the funny side of life. The complaining and negativity on FB is just out of control some days. Love your horny ice cube!; May 20, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Anonymous said...: I'd rather read something light hearted that made me smile.
Having said that I know nothing about FB!!

Love your ice cube btw!; May 20, 2012 at 2:56 PM
Veronica said...: Thanks for sharing this. It made me smile. Like you, I'd rather read stuff like this than the complaints and such.

Hugs,
Veronica.; May 21, 2012 at 4:16 AM

Charlie Brown

Growing up, I had a pet monkey named Charlie Brown. Actually, he belonged to my sister and he came to live with us in 1966. You were actually allowed to have monkeys as pets then and if you can beleive it, he was ordered from an ad in the back of a magazine. Charlie Brown was a squirrel monkey (just like the ones in the Telus commericials).

Everyone in school loved when it was my turn for 'show and tell'. You will see in some of the photos (if the slide show downloads for me...) that he used to wear diapers. Eventually, he learned how to take them off. We had a rope strung across the kitchen from end to the other. We kept a piece of papertowel on the floor at the end of one rope and that's where he did his business. His rope provided many hours of entertainment. At bedtime, if mom and dad were not home when it was bedtime, he would sit on his roap and cry out until they returned.

If I was crying, Dad would put him up to my face to lick away my tears. He would dangle from my hair and lick from one eye to the next. It alwyays made me stop crying. He would play outside and every once in awhile he would swing from tree to tree and end up down the street at the neighbours.

Often you would find the monkey lying in the cast iron pan on the stove. The pilot light from the gas stove provided him a warm and comfy spot. He would also sit on top of the lamp shade for warmth, and if you ever heard a 'pop' - you knew he peed on the lightbulb. It happens...

Charlie Brown used to sit on the wall phone.... until it rang. That was always funny. He brought many years of amusement to us all and I miss him and his antics.

Bonnie

Warm hearts ... and warm toes!

Well since we are talking winter, let's talk about warm hearts ... and warm toes.

A few years ago at Christmas we had a gift exchange. Ironically, both Anita and myself had the exact same idea for a present. We always open our gift bags at the same time, and it was really hard for me to keep a straight face when I saw that Anita had had the same gift idea as me and while she explained that she thought slippers would be a good idea, that way we could carry them in our bag with us at all times. Anita had knit slipppers for everyone and made a little draw-string pouch, with our names embroidered on it, to keep the socks in.

Then they all opened my gift bag and we burst out laughing. I knew how much everyone loved snowmen, so I had stitched faces on white slippers and added a carrot button for the nose. Well we weren't finished with the laughter because I thought we should get a picture with our slippers on. So then we were all sitting on the floor trying to get different positions in order to get everyone in the picture at the same time. We tried sitting up against the wall and taking the picture of our toes all pointing up to the ceiling and then I said, nooooo - that will show the snowman's face upside down. Someone said... (and I won't say who...) "Good point, let's think of something else. What if we lay on our back with our feet in the air - you know... like if our feet were ON the ceiling"

Well then the faces would still be upside down wouldn't they. Spontanious Laughter.

We had to think of something else. It was decided that we would just stand toe to toe in a huddle and we would take the picture from above in order to get everyone in the picture. Sounded like a good plan right?

Well... not if you have a protruding belly and/or big boobs. After the inital light-headedness subsided from sucking in our bellies, we had to deal with the shadow from the boobs.

So we stood in our huddle, adjusting, wiggling and laughing with our arms around each other while we tried not to tip over. It was about that moment when Anita's daughter walked in on us, which of course added to the laughter when we saw the look on her face.

Finally the photo was taken and our toes are doubly warm.

Bonnie

It all started with a tea towel...

Quite some time ago when I was perusing the Dollarama, I came across the cutest autumn tea towel with a teddy bear dressed up like a scarecrow. It immediately reminded me of Jody and I thought 'I'm going to get that for her', and then I thought... why not get one for everybody? And so I did and it was a hit.

From that point on, it's no surprise to any of us if there just happens to be an occasional 'mini gift' exchange on Cross Stitch night. Once when Jody hosted in February, she gave us all a tiny picture frame with a 1" x 1" opening. I had no idea what to do with mine, but Tracey knew immediately. Because it was Valentines day, Tracey stitched a heart.

Mine sat for a good number of months before I could figure out what I could stitch in such a tiny area and not copy Tracey's idea. And then one day it hit me; Jody loves snowmen. I would do a snowman in the frame that Jody gave me. But.... do they make snowman patterns for less than 1" x 1"? I couldn't be bothered looking, so I winged it. And voila! A happy smiley snowman face. I think it took longer to write this posting than it did to stitch that happy face.

We'll have to get a picture of Tracey's heart posted after her renovations are complete as I expect it's packed away for now.

p.s. I wasn't allowed to Blog today unless I cleaned my house. It's half cleaned; consider this half a blog.
Bonnie

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Freezer Sharks ?

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